I’m trying to subvert the up and coming midlife crisis by better defining who I am. Here’s a draft:

• I am what I am, but this doesn’t prevent me from changing.
• I believe in my power to push forward and drive change.
• I’m an atheist.
• I think my children are the most amazing kids on earth.
• I think my wife is the most amazing woman alive.
• I love the business of technology.
• I love learning about other cultures, Asian in particular.
• I’m vegetarian but occasionally eat fish (good source of Omega-3).
• I think poetry is the most sublime form of art.
• I think drumming is the best way to make music reach the heart.